I got 4 new pieces of art this week, but I’m only showing you one.

Is it:
A – Because I’m a jerk;
B – Because I want you to buy the book;
C – Because I want there to be some surprises when you buy the book;
D – All of the above.

While you contemplate on that, feast your remaining eye on this:

Awwwwwwww yeah.