I woke up this morning to learn that during the night, AlphaComplex had posted this on Twitter:

#iranelection has been redacted and is now considered Unhistory.

The odds are about 1:000 for that specific posting coming up, assuming #iranelection is always a Trending Topic and that the script will post anything at all.

I’m growing increasingly nervous that Paranoia will become a game we look back on and remember when it was satire.