Back from a week of rest.  Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Only to find this!

Workers have daily smile scans

More than 500 staff at Keihin Electric Express Railway are expected to be subjected to daily face scans by “smile police” bosses.

The “smile scan” software, developed by the Japanese company Omron, produces a sweeping analysis of a smile based on facial characteristics, from lip curves and eye movements to wrinkles.

The real world gets stranger all the time.